New Years is a worldwide celebration. It is a tradition that has been followed ever since the beginning of time. This year when we were all holding hands, singing songs and counting down seconds to 2018, we had wishes in our minds. 2018 was just around the corner and we celebrated it with a bang. While most of us were busy partying, there were also other people who were making resolutions to take. Everyone had a different way to embrace the new year and while we do that, here are 15 such one-liners that will give you a laugh and make you facepalm yourself because your resolutions are downright hilarious.