It Was a One-Legged Skirt

The customer took one look at this skirt online and thought, “Gotta have it!” What could possibly go wrong with this? Plenty! The waist size of the skirt was so small that it only fit around one of her legs. It wasn’t even the right color either.
Flower Arrangement is a Total Fail

Try and do something nice for someone like order flowers, and this is what happens. It’s insane! It looks like the Lion King’s fur was just savagely taken and then placed on a planter and left on someone’s desk.

