Patch Was More Prideful Than Russia
There was probably some foul play on this order given Russia’s stance on LGBT rights. Someone ordered a Russian patch for their new jacket. Instead, they got a pride flag patch when they received it the mail.
She Needed Her Head Shrunk
She thought she would look as bomb as the model sporting that white turtle neck top. But she ended up looking like a turtle with its head tucked in its shell because the rim around the shirt’s neck was too big for her head.
