Super Duper Bizarre Things That You’ll Only See At Walmart

If you want to have a totally normal grocery shopping experience, don’t go to Walmart.

Walmart brings people from all walks of life together. But some of them don’t have any boundaries. From out-there outfits to inappropriate activities, here are 15 shocking things that you’ll only see at Walmart. But hey, everybody needs to do their grocery shopping, right?

“Bronies” Will Never Get Lost

walmart-1 Grocery shopping can be boring, and this way no one’s going to get lost. I mean how many times have you gradually started panicking as you’ve desperately gone up and down the aisles trying to find your shopping partner? Have him dress as a life sized “My Little Pony” and problem solved.

Imaginative Ways To Get Your Money Back

walmart-2 Yes, this actually worked. What’s next? Returning spaghetti because it’s too hard? Taking back that frozen chicken because it’s still raw? Your imagination is the limit.

People Looking Seriously Glam

walmart-3 But hey, why not? Sometimes a trip to Walmart is the only time we get out of the house all day, so you might as well dress up and look your best.

Unique Ways Of Passing The Time

walmart-4 Oh, the things people do when they’re bored waiting for their mom to finish grocery shopping. I suppose he’s basically famous now. Maybe on his next trip, the staff will be asking for his autograph? Maybe not.

People Bringing Every Member Of Their Family

walmart-5 Leave no man behind, right? Or no pig it seems. It’s fair enough to not want to leave your loved ones behind, but this guy really isn’t thinking about the next person who’s going to be using this trolley. It’s going to be a real pig sty.

Even If They’ve Got Lots of Teeth

walmart-6 If there’s one thing other shoppers can be thankful for, it that this gator’s only small. Let’s hope his owner quits bringing him on Walmart trips once he gets full size, or they’ll be the food instead.

Can They Climb Walls?

walmart-7 It looks like this squirrel just can’t believe his luck. He’s literally getting ready to jump off his owner’s shoulders, grab some tasty nuts, and scamper up into the rafters where no one can get him. His owner really didn’t think this through.

People Who Really Love Grocery Shopping

walmart-8 And get so excited that they forget to put on any pants. I suppose it’s understandable. When you’re desperate to stock up on your favorite snack, you shouldn’t let a little thing like clothes get in your way.

Facial Expressions Like This

walmart-9 Has that baby just seen a huge stack of their favorite food at 50% off? Or have they seen an old guy wearing camouflage-style fairy wings? Who knows, this is Walmart after all.

Time-Travelling Music

Forget Beyonce, Ed Sheeran or Kayne, Walmart’s music bargain bins are full of the best of music history. Let’s just hope you’ve still got that old CD player, you don’t want to miss out on this classic made by Walmart themselves.

Serious Compromises

walmart-11 Heels or sneakers? It’s a tough decision, but this guy is lucky that he can wear both. If only every grocery shopping-related decision was so easy to solve.

Thoughtful Discounts

walmart-12 Thanks to Walmart, you can now afford to have romantic dinners with all of your Valentine’s Day dates. You’ll have to be strict with the timing if you want to fit them all into one night though. But that’s why ramen is the perfect choice, they’re ready in seconds.

True Acceptance

walmart-13 The people of Walmart don’t care what you’re wearing, or the state that you’re in. It’s a place of non-judgement and true acceptance which is surely something to celebrate. (I’m really hoping that’s just mud though.)

Imaginative Uses For The Space

walmart-14 Why just settle for a grocery store, when it can be a hotel as well? Because sometimes walking up and down those aisles, trying to find what’s on your shopping list just gets too tiresome.

All-Natural Products

walmart-15 What more could you want on your morning cereal than fresh milk straight from a cow? The milk’s only green because the cow’s been eating so much grass. Honest.