“My husband’s lost car keys have been found, exactly where he left them.”
“HONEY, DID YOU CHECK THE FRIDGE?”
“THE FRIDGE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THE FRIDGE? WHY WOULD THEY BE IN THE- oh, wait, never mind, here they are.”
To be honest, at this point in my life, whenever I lose anything the fridge is always the first place I check, due to the fact that more often than not the fridge is usually the last place I’ve been…
