Woman in Sumo Wrestler Suit Attacks Ex

There’s a lot going on here and the headline leaves very little to the imagination. It sounds utterly absurd. It also gives so much away that no one would ever want to read the article. We wonder if there’s anything left to say.
Naughty Babies Behind Population Increase

Oh sure, when all else fails, blame the babies. It’s not like they’re mature enough to defend themselves, right? No one ever considered blaming the parents for the expected population increase by 2040.

