Students Cannibalize Grandparents

The problem with short headlines is that they don’t always leave room to clarify everything. So, this headline suggested that students cannibalized their grandparents. But how did they taste? Probably chewy like a beef jerky.
Rooms With No A/C Are So Hot

Generally, rooms tend to get hot when the air conditioner is broken and it’s the middle of summer. Maybe they should add an addendum to the story talking about how a room with no heater stays cool in the winter.

