Bridges Help People Cross Rivers
It’s nice of this newspaper to give readers the lowdown on why bridges are important. It’s so much easier to cross rivers with a bridge because stilts only work when you’re crossing through shallow water. If this isn’t the understatement of the year, we don’t know what is!
Singers Gift the Deaf With Music
Trying to bring joy through music to a school full of deaf people is like trying to inject medicine into a dead body. That is, unless they rely solely on vibrations and other techniques. What did these singing barbers teach the students, anyway? Silent disco? Maybe the only people who could stand their singing are the people who couldn’t hear them.
