Prison Time Added to 2,000-Year-Sentence

Admittedly, whoever wrote this article wasted their time because no one cares that a prisoner with a 2,000-year-sentence is getting more time. For that matter, it sounds like the court wasted their time, too, unless the prisoner is immortal. We get it, they’re never getting out of jail!
Grapefruit Not Good for Every Headline

We get what they did here when they replaced the letter āGā with a slice of grapefruit. But without the actual letter, it reads as something that will make you go “oof!” They should have really carved that slice a bit more, don’t you agree?

