One-Armed Man Applauds
There were probably a few readers who were confused by this headline. A one-armed man who applauds at the kindness of strangers? Really? Maybe he slapped his leg or facepalmed to get the same results. But somehow, we can’t picture this man clapping. We don’t know why that is!
Deer Population Decline After Hunt
Well, here’s a shocker that will have you screaming, “Oh, deer!” According to the headline, a survey found that the deer population is declining because of hunters. They weren’t really expecting the deer to respawn like characters in a video game, did they?
