Development Authority Plans to Plan
The Economic Development Authority sure is wasting a lot of money planning to plan a plan, according to his headline. They probably hired a planner to “plan the plan,” because obviously, a strategic plan isn’t much of a plan unless it’s comprehensive. Yeah, if we read the word “plan” one more time we’re going to pass out too!
Lost Woman Goes Missing
This headline probably had locals saying, “thanks for stating the obvious.” So, the big mystery here is, did she go missing first and then got lost, or is it the other way around? Then again, they wouldn’t even know she got lost unless the person writing the article was the kidnapper.
