Nuclear Explosion Would Be Disastrous
Quick! Everyone put their bomb back in their garage or dispose of it somewhere safe. Some genius named Lucy Parkinson just reported that a nuclear explosion would be a disaster. Obviously, the incidents in Hiroshima and Nagasaki weren’t convincing enough.
Man Ends His Life and Runs Away
It figures that the Daily Sun would report something like this. Unless this guy’s first name is Jesus, there’s no way that he could have lost his life, miraculously resurrected and then ran away before anyone could take a selfie. Or could he? Dang, now we want to know more!
