Man Arrested for Everything
If you’ve had something bad happen to you, then this headline will make you happy. Also, don’t worry because the bad man responsible has been arrested for everything. But he’s not being charged for the population doubling in 2040. Babies are still guilty of that.
Homeless Survive Winter
This headline is downright mean. Not only does it mention that the Nomadic Shelter program closed down, but it reads like it’s saying, “Darn, the homeless survived in spite of winter. What else can we do to deal with the situation?”
